And not in a B-grade fun kind of way.
The Tourist.
Why it sucked:
First film I ever walked out on. A waste of $15 that my perpetually empty wallet cannot afford. It was basically an hour and a half of males staring at Angelina Jolie’s ass, mouths agape, while she fell in love with Johnny Depp’s character. Lots of slow music and sad eyes. Not even a sex scene! Just long looks, and ass close-ups. An extended photo shoot, really.
I restlessly ate through a whole carton of popcorn, then left once my salt-shrivelled lips could take no more. I had a headache for the rest of the night – either from the movie, or the abundance of salt.
This is my warning to movie-goers – avoid this film! Watch Black Swan instead – even an illegally downloaded version is full of creepy awesome.
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